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	<title>Dza ili Bu &#187; Životinje</title>
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		<title>Kaže zeka zmiji: -</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/kaze-zeka-zmiji-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 00:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kaže zeka zmiji: - Izvini što sam te zajebavao što nemaš noge&#8230; - Ma nema veze, bilo pa prošlo. - Dobro, evo ruka!]]></description>
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		<title>Sreli se Tarzan i</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sreli-se-tarzan-i-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sreli-se-tarzan-i-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarzan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sreli se Tarzan i slon! Pita slon: - Kako je, što ima? Kaže Tarzan: - E moj slone, ne mogu srati! Imam gliste! A slon će: - I ja ne mogu srati, imam anakonde!]]></description>
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		<title>Dolazi konj u kafanu,</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/dolazi-konj-u-kafanu-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[konj]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dolazi konj u kafanu, seda za šank i naručuje viski. Šanker mu daje viski i kaže: - 10 evra. Iznenadi se konj cenom, pa će sa čuđenjem: - 10 evra?! A njemu će šanker: - Da, da, i čemu ta izdužena faca!]]></description>
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		<title>Ide tigar šumom, kad</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/ide-tigar-sumom-kad-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/ide-tigar-sumom-kad-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ide tigar šumom, kad čuje u daljini: buum, buum, buum! Priđe da vidi šta se dešava kad ono tamo slonovi nose babune na surlama. Tada tigar upita: - Je li, šta radite to? Slon mu odgovori: - Čuj šta radimo, jebemo babune, eto šta. Nemoj mi reći, tigre, da ti ne jebeš babune? Tigar će [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sretnu se polarni i</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sretnu-se-polarni-i-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sretnu-se-polarni-i-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sretnu se polarni i mrki medved, i sad mrki medved pita polarnog: - E majke ti, koji sapun koristiš?]]></description>
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		<title>Odluči zeka da se</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/odluci-zeka-da-se-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/odluci-zeka-da-se-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reče]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zeka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Odluči zeka da se osveti medi pa ode kod vuka i da mu 50 eura da naguzi medu. Malo kasnije ode zeka kod mede i reče mu da će doći vuk da ga naguzi. Na to se meda počne smejati, ali kad mu zeka reče da je vuk naoružan do zuba, meda se uplaši. Na [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sedi meda u kafani</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sedi-meda-u-kafani-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sedi-meda-u-kafani-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[čaj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eksira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jedna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naruči]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pičko]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rakiju]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ulazi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zeka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sedi meda u kafani i pije rakiju. Ulazi zeka i naruči čaj. Meda eksira svoju rakiju i dobaci mu: - Pičko jedna! Zeka ga pogleda, eksira čaj, slomi šolju o pod, i istetura se napolje. Meda gleda u čudu. 20 minuta kasnije, opet ulazi zeka i naruči čaj. Meda eksira rakiju i viče: - Pičko [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sretnu se dve šimpanze</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sretnu-se-dve-simpanze-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sretnu-se-dve-simpanze-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trč]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3027</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sretnu se dve šimpanze u savani. Jedan se obraduje kad vidi ovog drugog pa razdragan pita po redu: - Hej, gde si čoveče, nisam te vid&#039;o sto godina, kako je, šta ima? A ovaj odmahuje rukom i odgovara bezvoljno: - Ma pusti me, crko sam&#8230; - Šta? Šta je bilo? &#8211; zabrinuto pita ovaj prvi. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ide slon prašumom i</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/ide-slon-prasumom-i-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/ide-slon-prasumom-i-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slon]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3026</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ide slon prašumom i stane na mrava. Tek posle nekog vremena primeti da mu je nešto na nozi. Slon: - O, izvini, stvarno te nisam video! - Ma ništa, to se i meni moglo desiti.]]></description>
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		<title>Drže se slon i</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/drze-se-slon-i-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/drze-se-slon-i-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Drže se slon i slonica za surlu. Upita slonica svog slona: - Dragi, da li ti mene voliš il&#039; me samo vučeš za nos?]]></description>
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		<title>Napravila lija spisak koga</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/napravila-lija-spisak-koga/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/napravila-lija-spisak-koga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[čujem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dolazi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lija]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lijo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[možeš]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reče]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spisak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ubije]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ubiješ]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Napravila lija spisak koga će da ubije i sada dolazi meda pa pita liju: - Lijo, čujem, stavila si me na spisak da me ubiješ? - Da! &#8211; reče lija. - A je l&#039; možeš da me pustiš nedelju dana da idem na žuraje i tako to&#8230; - Može &#8211; reče lija. Posle nedelju dana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leti orao iznad grada,</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/leti-orao-iznad-grada/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/leti-orao-iznad-grada/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3023</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Leti orao iznad grada, kad za njim ide vrabac, sav zadihan: - Orle, orle, orle!!! - Reci&#8230; - Kako to ti tako fino letiš, skoro ne mašući krilima, a ja moram 50 puta u sekundi mahnuti kako bih leteo? Pogleda ga orao, odmahne desnim krilom i kaže: - Eeeeeeee&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Gavran i gavranica sede</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/gavran-i-gavranica-sede/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/gavran-i-gavranica-sede/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gavranica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maše]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[opet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ponovo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[razbije]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skoči]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gavran i gavranica sede u gnezdu, vode domaći razgovor i tako to. Ispod drveta jedna mala kornjača. Nakon nekog vremena, kornjačica krene da se penje, popne se jedan metar, skoči, maše nogicama i razbije se. Gavranica će gavranu: - Daj, kaži malome &#8211; a on ništa. Kornjačica ponovo, tap, tap, tri metra, ponovo skoči i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Idu dve svinje ulicom</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/idu-dve-svinje-ulicom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/idu-dve-svinje-ulicom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Idu dve svinje ulicom i vide mesaru i jedna kaže drugoj: - Vidi što su ljudi glupi, misle da nam trebaju rezerni delovi.]]></description>
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		<title>Kako se jebu ježevi?</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/kako-se-jebu-jezevi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/kako-se-jebu-jezevi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kako se jebu ježevi? Oprezno!!!]]></description>
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		<title>Šta peva puž dok</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sta-peva-puz-dok/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/sta-peva-puz-dok/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Šta peva puž dok ide kroz šumu? &#34;Ne brže od života&#8230;&#34;.]]></description>
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		<title>Po završetku filma dve</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/po-zavrsetku-filma-dve/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/po-zavrsetku-filma-dve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Po završetku filma dve buve izlaze iz bioskopa. Jedna pita drugu: - &#039;Oćemo li pešice ili da uzmemo psa?]]></description>
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		<title>Prolazi petao pored grill-a</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/prolazi-petao-pored-grill-a-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/prolazi-petao-pored-grill-a-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dza-bu.com/?p=3017</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Prolazi petao pored grill-a i vidi dve kokoške kako se peku i kaže im: - Šta je pičke, solarijum?]]></description>
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		<title>Išle tri kornjače oko</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/isle-tri-kornjace-oko/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/isle-tri-kornjace-oko/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[druga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meseci]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prođe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[šest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[treća]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Išle tri kornjače oko sveta. Kad su došle u pustinju, sete se da su zaboravile vodu. Prva nije htela da se vrati po vodu, a ni druga, ni treća. Dogovoriše se nekako da pođe treća a druge dve da ne jedu hranu dok se ne vrati. Prođe šest meseci, prva reče: - &#039;Ajmo da jedemo! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Izlazi zeka iz kafane</title>
		<link>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/izlazi-zeka-iz-kafane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dza-bu.com/2010/07/izlazi-zeka-iz-kafane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 09:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Životinje]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zeka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Izlazi zeka iz kafane mrtav pijan, prispava mu se i on zaspi u kanalu. S jedne strane naiđe jedan vuk a s druge drugi i pomisle &#34;dobra večera&#34;. Pokolju se vukovi i padnu mrtvi, jedan s jedne a drugi s druge strane. Zeka se budi, pogleda na jednu stranu, pogleda na drugu, kad ono mrtvi [...]]]></description>
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