New employee
You are listening to Stevie Wonder (It's your first day at work and all is fine and great)
After 3 months…
You are listening to HOUSE music (because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)
After 6 months….
You are listening to Heavy Metal (your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)
After 9 months…
You are listening to Hip Hop (You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)
After a year…
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP (Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)
And finally, after a second year….
You are listening to Techno and have gone a bit… well… crazy!